the ROYAL ROAST OF ASHLAND

The Earl of Sarcasm shall convene a Royal Court of Wit to mock our simple hamlet. A revelry of grand proportions shall unfold, for rich is the bounty of jest to be garnered! Forsooth, our quaint village of Ashland doth abound, ripe and ready to be roasted under the sharp tongue of mirth.

In other words: A no-holds-barred roast of our town.

the (proposed year three) Royal Court of Sarcasm

  • BRUCE CAMPBELL

    THE EARL OF SARCASM / HOST

  • SARAH SILVERMAN

    THE QUEEN OF SNARKYLAND

  • TYLER BURRELL

    THE DUKE OF DISSES

  • JACK BLACK

    KING OF THE D

  • CHRISTOPHER FLEMING

    THE BARON OF BUFFOONERY

  • KAITLYN OLSON

    COUNTESS OF CUNNING LINGUISTICS

  • EELAND STRIBLING

    THE MARQUESS OF MOCKERY