This fast-paced comedic play by Gordon Greenberg and Steve Rosen parodies Bram Stoker's vampire classic. The 90-minute romp blends elements of Mel Brooks, Monty Python and *The 39 Steps* as it follows Lucy Westfeldt and Jonathan Harker's quest to save Lucy's sister, Mina, who has fallen ill with a mysterious "disease of the blood." To stop the vampire threat they enlist famed female vampire hunter Doctor Jean Van Helsing.

Written by Gordon Greenberg and Steve Rosen

Age Restrictions: No children aged 6 or younger are permitted. There is no late seating and requests for wheelchair or captioning services should be made in advance.

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